Thursday, 26 January 2006

Blood samples, guitarists for Motograter, and giggling guards

I was looking at Abby's Livejournal today and discovered an amusing blogging game. Type "unfortunately" followed by your first name in quotation marks (such as "Unfortunately John") and post the first five hits that Google retrieves (only use the first sentence). Here are my results with my name.

1. Unfortunately, Tyler Timothy forgets this until he's on the way to school.
2. Unfortunately, Tyler's efforts were lost in the shuffle at times.
3. Unfortunately, Tyler is still under investigation as his blood samples from the Tour of Spain both came back positive.
4. Unfortunately Tyler's anatomy is unique to the rest of the population so there is a lot of trial and error.
5. Unfortunately, Tyler Edward Tate could not be found and no one at the Central Intelligence Agency headquarters in McLean, Va, or Washington D.C. were available for comment.

I like numbers 3 and 4. Here are the results when you shorten my name, as my parents, relatives, and a few assorted people are wont to do.

1. Unfortunately, Ty has been a little clingy since being sick and I can't seem to get anything done.
2. Unfortunately, Ty isn't making Attic Treasures anymore.
3. Unfortunately, TY CD-Rs Are getting harder and harder to Find So every time I see TY CD-Rs i can't resist to buy some Andy.
4. Unfortunately, TY was only a temporary guitarist for Motograter, and he has set out to do his own thing.
5. Unfortunately Ty never shows up and Annette gets caught by a. giggling guard and is punished severely (early bed, no dessert).

No, I don't know what "Motograter" means. I could only assume it's an electrified cheese grinder.

Comments(3)

Try other things like some of these:

"There were dolphins, decent, though mushy waves and slightly overcast skies, but fortunately Tyler had a full suit I could wear so the water wasnt cold in the least."
"Fortunately Tyler is able to bite Weasel's hand and free himself, quickly shouting out instructions that allow Raphael to win the fight against the criminal leader."
"Fortunately, Tyler is not real."
"Luckily, Tyler came to the rescue!"
"Its good he came out of it in time to leap over me, luckily Tyler is a sprinter
who CAN jump!"

chickenlittle27

Unfortunately, Rachel never adjusted to the lab and eventually went insane.

daleyrachel

Yeah, I have no idea, I'm pretty sure that's why it's off

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