Tuesday, 19 April 2005

Flying Dutch Headlines!

Okay, Monday felt like a series of news events in my life, so this entry will be headlines followed by brief descriptions of the articles, sort of like what you see on local news websites.

-Major General Music's Comin' Round the Mountain-Student plays song lightning fast for piano skills test, receives a "Very Good" from teacher, botches clarinet sonata again and doesn't care.

-Choral Director Refuses Major General Music a Chapel Choir Audition-Voice teacher and choral director refused the Major General Music an audition and barked, "Just sign up, you've been auditioning all year." Major General Music reportedly seen dancing around euphorically for several hours, suggesting he was on crack.

-Major General Music goes on Sadie Hawkins Date-Friend CODENAME="Sara" asks Major General Music to attend women's choir concert with her, Major General Music nearly pushed into a lawn sprinkler in transit by Sara.

-No Grill for the Major General Music-Much to his surprise, no one from small group CODENAME="Bible Studs" grills Major General Music on outing with Sara, joyously scarf mother's cookies for the third week in a row.

-Another Angela? Not so, says the Major General Music-Major General Music sees new acquaintance for second time, deliberates if like second Angela, decides this one is too "obnoxious. There should only be one of the Angelas."

-Hope College Music Major Nearly Writes Brains Out-A student known only as the "Major General Music" had a swollen head from writing too much, nearly finishes five-page paper, request early editing.

Comments(4)

You forgot about "Disgruntled Student Barks at Techies!" Anyway I suppose that is okay since it did actually happen to you.
Nobody grilled you about your 'date'? How horrible let me try... Um... "Where's she from? What's she like? Does she read you xanga? Are you going again? Is that her real name or a fabrication of a new reality?" Okay that should be good for now.
No of course there should never be more then one Angela! There is only one Angela and that is me. I always was crazy at home but luckily for you my craziness has bleed out in to my extended life in the last four years or so. There shouldn't be two Angela's but you should see what happens when said Angela's personality collaborates with other personages such as a certain Jessica that I know. Oh the Insainity! Anyway I had better bring this comment to a close as I wouldn't want to upstage your post by writing here in commentary.
P.S. You should seek help about that reported swollen head. It sounds painful and gawk-worthy.

chickenlittle27

Well, I didn't figure it was necessary to include your own headline because you produced a very long article/commentary/mini-series on that tale. Are we forming our own version of Xanga-style Reuters or Associated Press and posting the same thing on multiple xangas?

Major_General_Music

Perhaps. It doesn't matter since it seems we are the only two who actively read them.

chickenlittle27

Hopefully once you finish this pesky school thing you will be able to post more often. Wait! When school is out that means summer and summer means nice weather and my relocation to Ludington and my relocation to Ludington means I will use the computer/internet less and using the computer/internet less means I will read less of this stuff on line and if I read less of this stuff I will probably post less of this stuff and if I post less you will comment less and if you comment less I will post even less and if, and if, and if...
Ah! I just need to go home to Ludington and do some summer stuff to reboot my brain. Must work on game night plan ASAP.

chickenlittle27