Thursday, 14 April 2005

Welcome to Guilt Trip City... at least we HOPE you feel welcome...

Haver you ever seen the hamlet of Guilt Trip City? No? Then let this blog be your guide to the greatest locations and secrets of this terrific place! On your next visit to Guilt Trip City, fly aboard Air Conscience Airlines, the airline which consistently ranks at the top in the amount of gratuities/tips to its underpaid employees, and pay an extra 25 percent on your airfare! Then, after leaving your bags with the bellhop who is paid nothing except gratuities as well at the Hotel of Self-Reproach, make sure to visit the following sites:

-Obligation's Pass, considered by many the best location for photographs-you'll never get out of it!

-The Bog of Responsibility, the miry place which surrounds Obligation's Pass. This is an adventure one MUST experience to reach the Pass to really understand.

-The Estate of Committments, the most beautiful residence and place of interest. Take notice on the beautiful century-old gate with the embossed slogan, "We won't take no for an answer!"

And much, much more! You KNOW you have to come! Your little inner-voice says so... "Go to Guilt Trip City... go... go... go... you know you should..."

Comments(2)

I've been there before. I've even give people quided tours!

chickenlittle27

Apparently you thought to detour the city by not coming to the salsa dancing but now you will be sucked in even more quickly and have an even more detailed view of the vista by the bridge on Remorse Road!

chickenlittle27