Thursday, 07 April 2005

Flying Dutchmen are BRILLIANT (in quotations)

It seems quotations are a popular thing to place on Xanga blogs, so I thought I would take the hint and place some of my own. These are some of the more brilliant statements/exchanges I've saved this year, although there are more than just these. Enjoy: they are for your amusement!

"Around here doing not things of great nothing and a lot of importance. If this makes sense stop using drugs."

"Rosie, you’re slower than a herd of telephones!"

"I can fit two people in my pants!"

"What are those?" (I asked this one)
"These are my tablecloth pants!"

[To Isaac Droscha] "Isaac, you look like a jack-in-the-box!"

"Why is that painting on the wall upside down?"
"Sam Adams turned it upside down; it’s been like that all semester." (I explained)
"Is he trying to get the floor wet?"

"I used to play the kazoo, and then I forgot how."

"Are you wearing... a WATCH?!"
"Why?" (I asked, confused)
"I’m scared of watches! I never wear a watch unless it’s broken!"

"This van steers like a pregnant yak!"

"I wish I was Johnny Appleseed."
"Why?" (I asked with curiosity)
"So I could wear a pot on my head!"

"Hey, is the Kletz open?"
"Not anymore. Why?" (Yay Tyler for answering!)
"Oh, I wanted a swirly."

"You have an unhealthy obsession with STUPID!"

"Heaven just took a thunderdump on Nik’s head!"
"Mmm, it’s nice and fluffy..."

[Sung] "Phil is a kind man... with no legs!"

"It smells like Asian food in here."
"Well, Jay put on cologne..." (my stupid answer)
[mad laughter follows]

"That's a nice windsuit."
"Thanks, it's for when it's windy out."

"I think I have sand in my pocket!" (I said this one!)
"What the f***...?"

"Hello, Liz Johnson’s pants."

"The lamp looks like a flower."
"Sharon, I’m sniffing your electric flower." (go me!)

"Stupid computers are stupid."

"Death Source-it gets the stains out!"

"Rachel, you enjoy playing HALO 2?"

"I like running over stuff with the tank! CRUNCH!"

"Congratulations, you're the next contestant on That Note is WRONG!"

"I love my computer. It is... people."

"Hey, you’re not a pencil!"

"Aaagh, it’s a clown! Run, it’s a clown!"

"If you’d like some mustard with that spatula, it’s over there. Oh, and take a thank-you banana if you would like one." (me in keeping with the April Fool's Day mood)

"Yay!... There's dumb drunk girls in the alleyway yelling here."

Hope has its amusing moments, too! Credit goes to the following people for supplying me with all this amusement in particular: Sam Adams, Rachel Daley, Isaac Droscha, Liz Groeneveld, Sharon Havens, Aaron Hawn, Joanna Leeman, Nik McPherson, Alana O'Bryan, Clayton Orr, Lisa Peterson, Rosie Rexford, Katie Robrahn, Sara Schaedel, Alex Taylor, Erin Taylor, Chris Turbessi, Peter Van Kempen, Pete Vollbrecht, Allison Walter, & Leah Wicander

Comments(1)

Lalala here is a comment since this entry was bereft of commentary. I am disapointed that I did not make the list. No Angela on this list means only one eProp.

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