Saturday, 06 August 2005

Pirate jokes a-plenty, matey! ARRR!!!

In a recent trip to Cedar Point , which included much fun by the truly cool college students from Cornerstone Baptist Church plus a few close friends, the Major General Music enjoyed a rousing time of making up pirate jokes with the Ludington Police Chief, to the chagrin of the Becky and the Angela. Following is a sample of the myriad jokes that were concoted.

What kind of socks does a pirate wear?
Arrrgyle!!!!

What kind of musical group does a pirate play in?
An arrrchestra

What is the pirate's wife's name?
Arrrlene!!!!

What was the film rating on the latest pirate movie?
Arrrr!!!!

What's a pirate's favorite kind of song?
An arrria!!!!

What type of car does a pirate drive?
A Monte Carrrlo! Arrr!!!!

Where does the pirate keep the old treasures?
In the arrrchive!!!!

What is the first question a pirate asks when meeting someone?
Who arrre you? Arrr!!!!

Please add more jokes that you can think up as appropriate in the comment box! ARRR!!!! Oh, and for good measure, here are my two favorite quotes from the trip...

"Becky, it looks like your butt's in a fishbowl!"~Lisa Barnett

[To Becky] "Keep your Star Trek to yourself!"~Me

Currently Reading The Silver Chair By C.S. Lewis see related

Comments(3)

Where do pirates picnic?
Central P-Arrr-K.

What do pirates take with them when they go camping?
Their Arrr-V.

And you forgot or purposefully left out the steering wheel.

chickenlittle27

Arrrrr..... Yes, that was one long hour....

dorothygale27

Cheesy joke, Becky!

Major_General_Music