Monday, 22 August 2005

"I'm squirrel for potato!" (thanks Alex)

This set of quotations was formerly located on my Facebook but was deported to my Xanga for full-range viewing by all audiences. Some random junk mail that appeared in my Hotmail inbox had the following text in the body of the e-mail. I was so amused that I had to include them. I guess no one said all junk mail had to be promotions for Cialis and Valium.

"The horses have discovered that the aliens curse the children of historians."
"Golfers seldom annoy sunbathers!"
"Who says that raccoons pester Landmark users?"
"Gurus, for the most part, believe hammers absolve the men."
"Did you see the PBS documentary about turtles which claimed that geniuses should kiss the movie critics?"
"I know for a fact that the geniuses pretend to be optometrists."
"All children devour bureaucrats."

Comments(1)

...oookay

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