Friday, 20 October 2006

Singing with no teeth!

The Nykerk Library is truly a place of wonder. The weirdest things happen there, and it's great. Somehow the Major General Music and his friends got on the subject of one of them jumping over the table and counter, falling down, and losing all her teeth. The Major General Music then said, "No, don't do that! You won't be able to sing anymore!"

"It's not like I sing pretty anyway..."

The Major General Music, the OIT, and the Zowie! Pianist then discussed if one could actually sing without teeth, testing different consonants. After discussing this for about a minute, the Major General Music's voice teacher walked in, and the Major General Music had the brilliant idea to ask him the same question: "Can you sing if you lost all your teeth?"

The bewildered Dr. Pirate looked at the Major General Music with a funny/amused look and then asked the librarian, "Is the intellectual level of conversation always this low in here?"

"No, usually it's worse than this," answered the librarian. "This is quite high, actually."

It's good to be a musician...