Thursday, 28 April 2005

The Major General Music Cheats Death AGAIN!

I don't get it-why should working as a Delta Omicron usher be so dangerous?! Supposedly, while I was signaling junior saxophonist extraordinaire Jonathan Kladder and fellow usher Abby Kosta, another student came to the recital and asked me for an attendance card AFTER the recital concluded. Now I'm supposedly "going to be held responsible" if this moron doesn't get concert credit. Problem is, I know his professor as well. Too bad for him that I'm not concerned about his academic success.

If you come to a recital or concert under my watch, get to the performance EARLY so you can for certain get an attendance card from me, select your perfect seat, and relax for a little bit before the recital starts. I don't give cards out after concerts if you beg to me, whine to me (ESPECIALLY), haggle with me, or threaten me. And no, being rude to me and coming close to physically hurting me won't increase your chances.

On a lighter note, I saw further evidence that Peter Van Dutchy-name, fellow D.O. member, seems to be treating me like a little bro. After whirling around when I mentioned that someone threatened me again while ushering last night, I get a hair toussle from him while eating lunch in yon Kletz today and an admiration for my bright pink shirt! Hurray for me!

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I am hurt. You posted and didn't even tell me. How uncaring. My comments must no longer be appreciated... Okay enough of that back to reality and a real comment as follows.
I am again very proud that you stood your ground with those people though I was wondering if you hid the cards this time around. Anyway it is good to be a younger sibling for the most part. One thing I am not too sure about though is this mention of a bright pink shirt? I am not sure even I own such a non-angela-colored article of clothing.

chickenlittle27

Yes I hid the cards-they were deep in the cargo pocket of my fantabulous khaki pants that I was wearing last night. Maybe I'll start saying I don't have any because I in truth do not have any that I will give out. And it is good being a younger sibling~I have enjoyed many benefits of being a younger sibling. I am quite sure of this bright pink shirt. It has drawn many compliments from my friends and admiration from enemies because I look so incredibly splendiferous in it. However, it is the only pink article of clothing I own.

Major_General_Music

I suppose it shall have to be accepted if you swear it is the only one. I must say I've only bought two pink things in my life. One came with a pack and one was so ridiculously cheap I was forced by a friend to buy it. Being younger is good, being older is good too, being middle-est is best!

chickenlittle27

You've never had a cookie or cake with pink frosting? No pink M&M's or candy hearts at Valentine's Day?

Major_General_Music

Don't like Valentine pink candy hearts they taste like peptomismal and remind me of that commercial when they sing "Nausea, heart burn, indigestion, upset stomach, diarrhea!" I've had cookies and cake with pink frosting but I do not buy such things. Last of all- M&Ms should not be pastel.

chickenlittle27

I don't see the difference in taste between a pink M and, say, a blue or red M. What's wrong with pink M&M's?

Major_General_Music

Shouldn't be pink and that is all.

chickenlittle27

You know I was just thinking. I am, as everyone knows, rather anti-pink when it comes to what I own or where. It isn't a horrible color just please don't make me where it much. Anyway I should change my xanga to all sorts of crazy pink colors just to freak people out. I bet I'd get tons of controversial comments about that! Only problem is I don't think I'd be able to stand it.

chickenlittle27